Saturday, November 04, 2006

Hello, Birds. Hello, Bees.

Macky: Do only mamas poop out babies?

Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Humunuh. Mumble, mumble, gerp.

Macky: I wish I could poop out a baby!

That would be a miracle, indeed.


Blogger relevantgirl said...

Gerp! What a great word!

My daughter asked me this yesterday. She's 8. She knows a bit about it, but not everything. My ten-year-old son said, "It's too much for you right now. It's very complicated. You need to wait until you're ten like me."


12:13 AM  
Blogger Serena said...

I remember when I was teaching second grade while very pregnant, a student asked if I was going to poop the baby out. In order to protect his rep with the other kids, I responded, "What a brilliant question! Ask your mommy."

9:15 PM  

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