Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Did You Hear the One about the Mom Who Lost Her Mind?

Overheard in the car on the way home from school:

Will: Macky, knock-knock!

Macky: Who's there?

Will: ...

Macky (testily): Who's there?

Will: Um... Why did the chicken cross the road?

Macky: Who's there? (cracks himself up)

Will (also cracking up): Why did the chicken cross the road?

Macky: WHO'S THERE?!?!

Will: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!?!???

Macky: WHO'S THERE?!?!

Will: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!?!???!!!!!!!!!

Macky: WHOOOOOO'S THERE?! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


Five minutes later, following several minutes of purposeful belching, screaming, and arguing on the kids' part:

Me: You guys, I'm serious! KNOCK it off!

(Pause.)

Will: Who's there?


* * *

Later that night:

Me: Macky, put that grate back in the floor. Stop touching that. No. No! NO!!!! No, no, no, no, stop, nooooooooo! What part of "No" don't you understand?

(Pause.)

Macky: "No"?

1 Comments:

Blogger stephanie said...

This is too good.

Judah just learned this one:

Judah: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Judah: The interrupting cow.
Me: The interru -
JUdah: MOOOO!

11:08 AM  

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