The Tears of a Clown
Me: Did you hear that they're closing down the clown house on Alberta?
Craig: The what?
Me: There's a brightly painted house down on Alberta, and a bunch of clowns live there and ride their big, tall clown bikes all around the neighborhood. The owner of the house couldn't resist selling any longer, and now all the clowns have to move out. I read all about it in the paper. It's really sad.
Craig (nodding seriously): Yeah. Makes you want to draw a teardrop on each cheek, doesn't it?